AAAHHH the Internet

I love the internet, not because I do anything intelligible or intelligent on it, im not sure the internet has much use save for porn, recipes and funny pics! Funny pics I found follow.......



The sexiest puppet ever made

A normal day in Japapan


I would love that!



I hope he kills the lil bitch and his weepy slut





The truth

Gay Japan

You know, I watched gay porn for a long time after watching Brokeback Mountain, to try get used to the idea of watching men have intercourse.
After about four or five months I was okay watching it, after I stopped watching it and started watching again I still felt sickened and shocked. As stated before I love gay men, adore them even. But watching them have sex is just not for me.
So naturally, while I'm sitting watching a new TV show with my husband, who enjoyed watching Brokeback Mountain *clears throat* I decided that there was something very gay on there, and the only thing gayer was gay Japanese men. So I started looking for it.
My husband even said in a kind of turned on voice 'Did you see the bottom one, he kinda looks like a woman.' Which kinda freaked me out, but I'll let it go for now. It's probably something I need to discuss with him later. So now I'm watching a video of an extremely gay individual rub Cheetos all over his body, then suck it into his mouth.OMG is he sucking that Cheeto off? You know he has blonde hair and blue eyed contacts in. Why in the world would he want to look white? I think Japanese people are beautiful.Why some of them want to look white is beyond me.
I think gay Japanese men are even gayer than other gay men. I don't know if I can post porn on here but I was going to show you examples of gayness, I'll have to find out and if I can I'll put gay porn on here.
Why is it in gay porn do you see two men having sex, and then the one getting it shoved up his anus is not hard? That happens all to often, you guys can't fake it like we can. Anal sex hurts if you're not turned on, I think I have said far too much now.

Where Did Halloween Come From?

What is Halloween really all about?

Have you ever asked yourself, "Who in the world ever thought of the idea of walking around in weird costumes, trick or treating, and/or putting a carved-out pumpkin in your window?"

You will agree with me that Halloween is really one of the strangest days of the year, is it not? Perhaps you wonder how the celebration of such a day ever got started. In this post I will try to answer these question for you.

When did the modern Halloween celebration begin?

During the Middle Ages (about 600 years ago), the Roman Catholic Church at that time, decided to make the change-over from pagan religion to Christianity a bit easier, and therefore allowed the new converts to maintain some of their pagan feasts. It was agreed, however, that from now on they would be celebrated as "Christian" feats. So instead of praying to there heathen gods, they would now pray to, and remember the deaths of saints. For this reason the church decided to call November 1 the "Day of All Saints," and the mass to be celebrated on that day "Alhallowmass." In consequence of this, the evening prior to this day was named, "All Hallowed Evening" which subsequently was abbreviated as "Halloween." In spite of this effort to make October 31 a "holy evening," all the old customs continued to be practiced, and made this evening anything BUT a holy evening!

http://www.holybible.com/resources/halloween.htm

The historical roots of the Halloween; which are believed to date back to ancient Germanic and Celtic societies, which celebrated the festival of Samhain. The festival of Samhain marked the end of the year these ancient societies viewed as the "light half" of the year (Spring and Summer). Autumn and Winter were viewed as the "dark half" of the year, and this half of the year had been associated with death. It is believed that the time of harvest, which marked the end of growing plants on which people survived (as well as the beginning of the seasons less suitable for animals kept in pastures), may have led to the association of death and "the dark half" of the year.

http://hubpages.com/hub/What-does-Halloween-really-stand-for-Why-do-we-celebrate-it

Halloween, celebrated each year on October 31, is a mix of ancient Celtic practices, Catholic and Roman religious rituals and European folk traditions that blended together over time to create the holiday we know today. Straddling the line between fall and winter, plenty and paucity and life and death, Halloween is a time of celebration and superstition. Halloween has long been thought of as a day when the dead can return to the earth, and ancient Celts would light bonfires and wear costumes to ward off these roaming ghosts. The Celtic holiday of Samhain, the Catholic Hallowmas period of All Saints' Day and All Souls' Day and the Roman festival of Feralia all influenced the modern holiday of Halloween. In the 19th century, Halloween began to lose its religious connotation, becoming a more secular community-based children's holiday. Although the superstitions and beliefs surrounding Halloween may have evolved over the years, as the days grow shorter and the nights get colder, people can still look forward to parades, costumes and sweet treats to usher in the winter season.

http://www.history.com/topics/halloween