Southern jokes

1: What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes



2:What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.


3: What's the difference between a
southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A northern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
the cage.
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
the cage along with... 'a recipe'.

4:How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

5: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ....'

A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't
gonna believe this shit