Gay Anal Love

Ok so i finally watch Brokeback mountain, I realize I did this a lot later that ever one else, and here i am the movie watching queen. It's just that the opportunity never came up to watch it before(the funny scary thing was that my husband suggested watching it). Well after finally watching it I see why now I never did before.Im not saying it wasn't a well made movie it was. BUT I THINK I'M THE ONLY PERSON IT DISTURBED! I had nightmares about it last night for fucks sake. You may think this to be funny or that I'm joking but sadly I'm not! I love gay men adore them in fact. What better best friend does any women on this planet have than that of a gay man :)! But i can not stand the sight of them making out or having sex.....I don't know why (since i love them so much) it just feels unnatural to me on every level. OK the nightmare part of it was that when I woke up I was a bit turned on!!??!!??!OMG! I mean there was men everywhere screwing! *shutters* my husband found it cute and funny that i woke him up cuz i felt so disturbed by the whole ordeal. You know what was super fucked up? That the gay guys were doing it just fine with straight women like they were FINE AND DANDY WITH PUSSY!!!??? Wait I though gay men hated and detested pussy? That part just pissed me off royal! Them poor women got to be in love and married to men that dident even WANT THEM?! WTF?!?! I relies im making way to much use of my caps lock key today but I been thinking about this crap since last night and it has me emotional. I also get my views are not politically correct, but i don't care, Opinions are like ass holes. In conclusion I find it nearly impossible to have heterosexual intercourse after having watched this film, I bet gay guys humped like drunk monkeys after this movie WTF? Now straightys have to suffer for gay anal love? Anyway i had to get this crap outa me so i decide to blog it out. I feel better now.



P.S Now that I watched that video ima have more nightmares tonight...Even the tailor is disturbing. My husband found this film spooky because of what men had to once go through.(As shallow as i seem to be)I found it spooky simply cuz men were having sex with each other!

Long live the queen

nick: I wonder if the queens into BDSM
me: i bet she is
me: she loves scat to
nick: oh scat
nick: I hope she doesn't get any on the crown
me: me to
nick: as shes snuffling it up from the floor
me: humm?
me: that's a conundrum
me: i bet her teeth and tongue r brown
nick: she is rich
nick: I never seen her grinning
me: ya but no one can hide the stains of that much scat
me: u see
me: that's why
me: she grins when shes eating scat
nick: haha
me: i want to watch the queen eating her own scat
nick: I think everybody does
me: its gonna be a life's goal
nick: you could get a job at the Buckingham palace
me: ya
nick: leave little website URLs around
me: i could be her ass wiper
nick: I wonder if she uses pal talk
me: and just bring the tissue to her lips every time she shits and let her lick it off
me: that's were she makes the vios
me: videos
me: on pal
me: in a room called...i love the queens scat
nick: xXx Grannys luvin the shit xXx
nick: I love the queens scat?
nick: I never been in that room
me: hahah but u seen xXx Grannys luvin the shit xXx?
nick: no I just made it up
me: hahahahha
nick: or Id be a roomie
me: lets make a room like that
nick: aye
me: haha
me: were we gonna put it
me: if we make it the queen will come
me: what section do u think the queen surfs in pal?
nick: I think the queen would hang around the adult rooms
me: me to
me: the play ground
nick: xXx Bitch_Queen2008 xXx
me: huh?
nick: that would be something like her nick
me: hahahahah
me: Queen of shit
nick: Queen of Scat
me: i bet she likes dog scat
nick: eww
me: her writing would be all eloquent to
me: i bet she eats cat poo as well
nick: aye though she might not be a good typist
me: don't they have horses
nick: I could see that
me: hay
me: u think the queen would hang out in the Gay/Lesbian/Bi section?
nick: : )
nick: you think shes bi?
me: wow
me: the queens a freak
nick: Get in there Elizabeth
nick: or is she a Victoria
me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
me: idk
nick: could just call her Queeney
me: hahha
me: queeny
nick: nice hat Queeny now get your filthy mouth back into that dog shit
me: Queeny_tight_ass
nick: ahh that's why she has all the Corgis
nick: hehehe
me: hhahahaah
me: i could see people on pal talking to her like that to
me: fuck off u old prune dog shit eating slut
nick: she can give as good as she gets
me: hahhaha
me: can she??
nick: 'ah go wank yourself off with a barbed wire dildo'
nick: and
nick: 'we are not amused'
me: hahahahah
nick: then she throws shit at the camera
me: the queen ain't no bitch
nick: jobs sorted
me: they would bugger off crying
nick: I know I would
me: go to every room spreading roomers
nick: hahahhahaahahahahahaha
me: ouch
nick: breath honey
me: it hurts
me: i could just see her throwing shit
nick: me too
me: and i cant stop laughing
me: I'm tearing up
me: it hurts
me: saying u lil inch worm wanker
me: go fuck ur mother
me: on mic
nick: its worse when she spits shit at the camera
me: i bet she strips off
me: and points the cam down and spreads her legs wide before she throws poo
me: hhahha
nick: I can see her brown teeth bared in anger
me: do u think shes the kind that smears it all over her self?
nick: might be
nick: you never know with royalty
me: i think she does
me: her warty brown toung sliding across her brown stained teeth as she gets aroused by her poo
nick: MMMMMMMMMM she says
me: on mic
me: i bet shes a mic hog
nick: jacking off with poop on her clit
me: hahahah
nick: SCREAMING
me: her saggy nipples dripping with crusted shit
nick: for her 11th hour on pal
me: i think she does dogs on cam bent over taking it in the ass while she eats there scat
nick: she is a bit like that
me: hahahahha
me: shoving cats faces in her shitty twat
nick: she knows no sexual limits
me: i see
nick: she just wants it all the time
me: i like the queen
me: may she live long
nick: AYE!
nick: and prosper
me: she insatiable
nick: shes hot to trot 24/7