The Real Story of Christmas

Christmas is both a sacred religious holiday and a worldwide cultural and commercial phenomenon. For two millennia, people around the world have been observing it with traditions and practices that are both religious and secular in nature. Christians celebrate Christmas Day as the anniversary of the birth of Jesus of Nazareth, a spiritual leader whose teachings form the basis of their religion. Popular customs include exchanging gifts, decorating Christmas trees, attending church, sharing meals with family and friends and, of course, waiting for Santa Claus to arrive. December 25–Christmas Day–has been a federal holiday in the United States since 1870.


Christmas has had a long and varied history. It has been celebrated for centuries by different people, at different times, in different places, and in many different ways.

Ancient Holiday

The middle of winter has long been a time of celebration around the world. Centuries before the arrival of the man called Jesus, early Europeans celebrated light and birth in the darkest days of winter. Many peoples rejoiced during the winter solstice, when the worst of the winter was behind them and they could look forward to longer days and extended hours of sunlight.

In Scandinavia, the Norse celebrated Yule from December 21, the winter solstice, through January. In recognition of the return of the sun, fathers and sons would bring home large logs, which they would set on fire. The people would feast until the log burned out, which could take as many as 12 days. The Norse believed that each spark from the fire represented a new pig or calf that would be born during the coming year.

The end of December was a perfect time for celebration in most areas of Europe. At that time of year, most cattle were slaughtered so they would not have to be fed during the winter. For many, it was the only time of year when they had a supply of fresh meat. In addition, most wine and beer made during the year was finally fermented and ready for drinking.

In Germany, people honored the pagan god Oden during the mid-winter holiday. Germans were terrified of Oden, as they believed he made nocturnal flights through the sky to observe his people, and then decide who would prosper or perish. Because of his presence, many people chose to stay inside.

In Rome, where winters were not as harsh as those in the far north, Saturnalia—a holiday in honor of Saturn, the god of agriculture—was celebrated. Beginning in the week leading up to the winter solstice and continuing for a full month, Saturnalia was a hedonistic time, when food and drink were plentiful and the normal Roman social order was turned upside down. For a month, slaves would become masters. Peasants were in command of the city. Business and schools were closed so that everyone could join in the fun.
Also around the time of the winter solstice, Romans observed Juvenalia, a feast honoring the children of Rome. In addition, members of the upper classes often celebrated the birthday of Mithra, the god of the unconquerable sun, on December 25. It was believed that Mithra, an infant god, was born of a rock. For some Romans, Mithra's birthday was the most sacred day of the year.

In the early years of Christianity, Easter was the main holiday; the birth of Jesus was not celebrated. In the fourth century, church officials decided to institute the birth of Jesus as a holiday. Unfortunately, the Bible does not mention date for his birth (a fact Puritans later pointed out in order to deny the legitimacy of the celebration). Although some evidence suggests that his birth may have occurred in the spring (why would shepherds be herding in the middle of winter?), Pope Julius I chose December 25. It is commonly believed that the church chose this date in an effort to adopt and absorb the traditions of the pagan Saturnalia festival. First called the Feast of the Nativity, the custom spread to Egypt by 432 and to England by the end of the sixth century. By the end of the eighth century, the celebration of Christmas had spread all the way to Scandinavia. Today, in the Greek and Russian orthodox churches, Christmas is celebrated 13 days after the 25th, which is also referred to as the Epiphany or Three Kings Day. This is the day it is believed that the three wise men finally found Jesus in the manger.



Christmas Outlawed

For thirteen years in the 17th century, Christmas-tide was actually outlawed in England, by an official Act of Parliament. The reason was the rise to power of the dictator Oliver Cromwell, as a result of the Puritan victory over the Cavaliers, during the English Civil War. It has frequently been reported that the Puritan winners had the audacity to ban Christmas.


After the American Revolition, English customs fell out of favor, including Christmas. In fact, Congress was in session on December 25, 1789, the first Christmas under America's new constitution. Christmas wasn't declared a federal holiday until June 26, 1870
In America



Christmas gets a face lift

It wasn't until the 19th century that Americans began to embrace Christmas. Americans re-invented Christmas, and changed it from a raucous carnival holiday into a family-centered day of peace and nostalgia. But what about the 1800s peaked American interest in the holiday?

The early 19th century was a period of class conflict and turmoil. During this time, unemployment was high and gang rioting by the disenchanted classes often occurred during the Christmas season. In 1828, the New York city council instituted the city's first police force in response to a Christmas riot. This catalyzed certain members of the upper classes to begin to change the way Christmas was celebrated in America.

In 1819, best-selling author Washington Irving

wrote The Sketchbook of Geoffrey Crayon, gent., a series of stories about the celebration of Christmas in an English manor house. The sketches feature a squire who invited the peasants into his home for the holiday. In contrast to the problems faced in American society, the two groups mingled effortlessly. In Irving's mind, Christmas should be a peaceful, warm-hearted holiday bringing groups together across lines of wealth or social status. Irving's fictitious celebrants enjoyed "ancient customs," including the crowning of a Lord of Misrule. Irving's book, however, was not based on any holiday celebration he had attended – in fact, many historians say that Irving's account actually "invented" tradition by implying that it described the true customs of the season.


Christmas Carol

Around this same time, English author Charles Dickens created the classic holiday tale, A Christmas Carol. The story's message-the importance of charity and good will towards all humankind-struck a powerful chord in the United States and England and showed members of Victorian society the benefits of celebrating the holiday.

The family was also becoming less disciplined and more sensitive to the emotional needs of children during the early 1800s. Christmas provided families with a day when they could lavish attention-and gifts-on their children without appearing to "spoil" them.

As Americans began to embrace Christmas as a perfect family holiday, old customs were unearthed. People looked toward recent immigrants and Catholic and Episcopalian churches to see how the day should be celebrated. In the next 100 years, Americans built a Christmas tradition all their own that included pieces of many other customs, including decorating trees, sending holiday cards, and gift-giving.

Although most families quickly bought into the idea that they were celebrating Christmas how it had been done for centuries, Americans had really re-invented a holiday to fill the cultural needs of a growing nation.

http://www.history.com/content/christmas/the-real-story-of-christmas
http://www.bloggernews.net/13292

Whatever it is you believe, or however you celebrate this joyous season, Merry Christmas!

WOW Darth64

This guy is my hero....I wish he would make me one!







While this may or may not impress you as much as he did me you gotta admit this man knows his stuff. He needs to be hired at a console company as an inverter in my opinion.

This is on my Christmas list now.

A mature Christmas

Here's just a bit of fun I found hysterical

The true story of Santa Claus

Santa Claus is real. And this is his true story.

Born nearly 2000 years ago, not too long after the days that Jesus Christ walked the earth, Nicholas was born to wealthy parents in a tiny village in the country we today call Turkey.

Though Nicholas was a child of privilege, he was raised a Christian and at a very young age was devoted to the faith.

Nicholas' parents died while he was yet a boy. And not knowing what to do with himself or the fortune he inherited, he turned to his Bible and read the words of admonishment that Christ gave to a wealthy man: "Sell all thou hath and give it to the poor and follow me".

Nicholas went to his village priest, confessed his sins and expressed the desires of his heart. He wished to become a priest.

Because he was an orphan, the priest took him in. And soon he found that Nicholas was no ordinary boy. Legend tells the story of a young Nicholas visiting the Holy Land with his village priest. On the return voyage, over stormy waters, their ship was cast about and all aboard feared for their lives. Nicholas steadfastly prayed for the safety of the passengers and crew. His faith astonished those with him as the storm passed and the waters calmed.

The village priest was fond of Nicholas. But he knew Nicholas lacked the education and the credentials necessary to become a priest. He would need a miracle if it was to happen. And a miracle is just what he got.

In the not too distant city of Myra, the Bishop of the church passed away. As the authorities of the church assembled to consider his replacement, Nicholas was there. The man considered wisest amongst the authorities had a dream and was visited by a heavenly messenger. He inquired of the angel "Who should the new Bishop be?". The angel said that if the gathered authorities would just wait by the door of the church they should select the first person named Nicholas to walk through the doors. The church authorities had their answer, and Nicholas had his miracle and was named the youngest bishop of the church ever on record.

As a young Bishop, Nicholas was fearless in his defense of the faith. He became known as an outspoken caretaker of the people of his flock and as one very close to God, due to his faith. When the citizens of Myra came to him to complain of a difficult tax burden, he approached the Emperor for relief. Constantine, who was not Christian and who had previously cast Nicholas into prison for his vigorous public defense of Christianity, wrote a decree lowering the tax due to Bishop Nicholas' pleas on behalf of the people.

Bishop Nicholas took the written decree and cast it upon the waters towards the city of Myra. Sometime later, the finance ministers from Rome met with Constantine to change his mind about the tax. Constantine called Nicholas before him and asked for the written decree back. When Nicholas declared that he had cast the decree upon the water and that the change to the law had already taken affect, Constantine did not believe him. He sent a runner to Myra who returned a few days later to confirm that all Nicholas had said was true.

Nicholas was beloved of the people of Myra for his kindness especially to children. One such deed became a legend that has survived for centuries and is celebrated even now in a variety of cultures. In his town where he was Bishop, Nicholas once gave an anonymous gift to a man with three daughters. The family was destitute of means. The custom of the time was that each daughter would need to be provided with a dowry in order to marry. Because they were poor, the father of the three daughters was contemplating selling his children into slavery.

Nicholas heard of their plight and on a dark night soon after the eldest daughter came to marrying age, he tossed a small bag of gold through an open window (and some say he tossed it down the chimney), sparing her a life of misery.

As the second daughter came of age he repeated the deed, again doing so anonymously.

As the third daughter came of age the father waited up nights to catch the gift-giver in order to express his gratitude. His persistence paid off as he caught Bishop Nicholas in the act.

This story is recounted in many lands, although some of the details change from one telling to another. Some say it was not bags of gold but rather balls of gold that Nicholas left. Some say he tossed them into the chimney where they landed in the hanging stockings or the drying shoes of the unmarried girls. That is why some, to remember this event,celebrate Christmas was an orange in the toe of a stocking.

Nicholas was known for many such deeds. Miracles were attributed to the Bishop of Myra because of his great faith.

Some were individual stories, like the man with three daughters. Others were stories of Bishop Nicholas acting on behalf of all the people. One very famous story had to do with a terrible season of famine in Myra. The drought was so bad the people there were starting to go hungry.

Bishop Nicholas approached the captains of the ships ported in Myra, for he knew the ships contained grain destined for faraway places. But the captains were reluctant to help. They were paid for full cargos and they explained to Bishop Nicholas that they had to deliver them as they received them. Nicholas promised them that if they would share but a small part from each ship, the credit they required for full delivery would be granted them. They agreed, and Nicholas took the food to the people and fed them for two years with it, even having enough left over to plant for seed when the famine passed.

But when the ships took to sea and arrived at their destinations, the captains of the ships found their holds full upon arrival and declared the event a miracle. This caused the reputation of Nicholas to spread. He became, over time, the patron saint of children, of sailors, of the unmarried, and of innocents wrongly accused or persecuted.



Another telling

Every year children across the world eagerly await the arrival of that jolly fat, red man Santa Claus. But is he real? Well, in a way, yes he is.

The Santa Claus story begins in history, around 200 CE, with a sailing ship caught in the grip a terrible storm outside the Turkish port of Myra. As cargo was being thrown overboard by a crew desperate to stop their ship being overwhelmed by the storm, someone remembered a man of God was on boar. Perhaps he could help. "Nicholas, Nicholas" went the cry. And from his cabin emerged a man with a white beard, Nicholas. Holding the rail he prayed for God's mercy. His prayer was apparently answered, for the storm died down and the ship limped into the port city of Myra.

Upon reaching dry land Nicholas made his way to the nearest church, intent on giving thanks to God for the safe passage of the ship and her crew. Unbeknown to him a group of elders were gathered in the church, seeking God's will as to whom should be appointed bishop of their city. The white bearded Nicholas was the answer to their prayers. As bishop he wore a long red robe and became known as the "Bishop of Miracles", for there were many reports of amazing answers to his prayers.

During his bishopry Nicholas was disturbed to discover many young girls were sold into life a slave prostitution if their parents were too poor to afford a marriage dowry. As he was from a wealthy family Nicholas struck upon a plan of action. He launched it one December 6th. Under the cover of darkness he secretly moved around the town, dropping small bags of gold coins through the window of homes where there was a little girl but a family too poor to afford a dowry. From that time on Nicholas would follow the same practise every December 6th. Families were relieved and elated to save their daughters from slave prostitution. It is said that one year when Nicholas reached through a window, the bag of coins fell into a stocking hanging by the fire to dry - the source of our Christmas stocking tradition.

It was not until the year of his death that people discovered who the mystery benefactor was. Five hundred years later Nicholas was made a saint by the Catholic church - thus our talk of "Saint Nicholas". As his story spread so did attempts to imitate his kindness. In the twelfth century French nuns began imitating him by taking bags of fruit and nuts to poor families every December 5 - what became known as "St Nicholas' Eve". In Russia St Nicholas became a patron saint and was celebrated every Christmas. In England he was given the name "Father Christmas", in France "Papa Noel"

In Holland St Nicholas was known as "Sinter Klass", "Sinter" meaning "Saint" and "Klass" for "Nicholas." Elsewhere those with broken English heard the story of Saint Nicholas dropping coins through windows onto the hearth and developed the into the idea of the gift-giver coming down the chimney, landing in the cinders of the fire below. So for some he became "Cinder Klaussen".

Then in 1822 Clement Moore wrote his famous poem, "The Night Before Christmas", in which the Dutch Sinter Klass became Santa Claus. He probably drew (whether directly or indirectly ) from the poet Washington Irvin who had published a book about a Dutch colonist's dream in which St. Nick came riding over the tops of trees in a wagon in which he brings yearly presents to the children.

Thomas Nash was a cartoonist for Harpers Weekly. He began drawing pictures of the figure described in Clement Moore's poem. He gave Santa Claus the red robes and white beard of the original St Nicholas, and decided to make his Santa plump and jolly. The final stage in Santa's evolution came when Coca-Cola had what is now the definitive Santa image drawn up for an advertising campaign.

So is Santa real? Yes he is...or was. And every Christmas we do well to hear his story and imitate his acts of generosity.

Source: http://www.ozsermonillustrations.com Based on a report in Austin Miles, "Santa's Surprising Origins", posted at Crosswalk.com news service December 20, 2001. Miles is a Northern California chaplain, author, award-winning writer and historian. He is listed in the International Historic Who's Who..


So famous did Nicholas become that no other name in the church, save Jesus and the Virgin Mary only, was so widely known or respected. More than 2000 churches in the Old World bore the name of Saint Nicholas. And his legend only grew as the centuries passed.

This is just the beginning of the story of Santa Claus. The genesis of the man we anticipate each Christmas came from the good Bishop of Myra -- a man in red robes, a man with a long beard, and a man known for anonymous giving -- especially to children.

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving or Thanksgiving Day, presently celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November, has been an annual tradition in the United States since 1863. It did not become a federal holiday until 1941. Thanksgiving was historically a religious observation to give thanks to God, but is now primarily identified as a secular holiday.

The First Thanksgiving was celebrated to give thanks to God for helping the pilgrims survive the brutal winter. The first Thanksgiving feast lasted three days providing enough food for 53 pilgrims and 90 Indians. The traditional Thanksgiving menu often features turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie. Americans may eat these foods on modern day Thanksgiving, but the first feast did not consist of these items. On the first feast turkey was any type of fowl that the pilgrims hunted. Pumpkin pie wasn't on the menu because there were no ovens for baking, but they did have boiled pumpkin. Cranberries weren't introduced at this time. Due to the diminishing supply of flour there was no bread of any kind. The foods included in the first feast included duck, geese, venison, fish, lobster, clams, swan, berries, dried fruit, pumpkin, squash, and many more vegetables.


Further reading

http://www.csmonitor.com/2002/1127/p13s02-lign.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanksgiving_%28United_States%29

Happy Thanksgiving no matter how you celebrate.

10 worst pickup lines ever

1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? ...cuz ya sure are special.
3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ....cuz I can see myself in em..
6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock..
8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Southern jokes

1: What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes



2:What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Through his chest with a sharp knife.


3: What's the difference between a
southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A northern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
the cage.
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
the cage along with... 'a recipe'.

4:How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

5: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ....'

A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't
gonna believe this shit

Things worth my total hate filled scorn

I tried to post this on the blog spot page for 5 things i hate but it wouldn't go through for me so I'm posting it here because i feel these things are worth hating.



1. People who think there better than everyone else (we are all just people no matter what our back ground or financial status)

2. Females who pretend there more of a women than others( like they think because they wear 10 gallons of lip gloss or eat a pea at a time there more feminine)I personally think there a farce

3. Lies, liars, any thing fake! People who will sit there and lie to your face and you know there lying, you even tell them there lying and they insist there not lying!


4. People who eat meat and act like its no problem there eating the dead flesh of something that used to be just as real and alive as they are now( how would they like it if they were being killed for a stew pot?) But what really fires me up is when someone acts like an animal does not have a soul...Its obvious they have a soul you stupid cunt! You just don't want to feel guilty while you pig out on your big mac.

5.people who complain about some one not doing a good job when the person is trying as hard as they can ( you always know when some ass hole has never had to do that job because there the only one making rude comments)


People with no insight or sympathy really make me want to commit murder

Christmas

I have already got the Christmas spirit! Well ok i get it early every year, I usually have my Christmas tree up before the turkeys been carved for Thanksgiving( my tree is usually up the day after Halloween). I love all the Christmas movies and specials on tv. I Adore how every one seems a bit kinder more loving a little bit more forgiving and closer to each other. Its one of the few good things i remember from my child hood.I love winter time as well the cold beautiful snow! i love the cold i adore the snow i love every thing about this time of year! I even love giving Christmas gifts( i don't give a hoot that giving Christmas gifts can get expensive) Here's to hoping you find find your Christmas spirit too!

Ass Hole

My upstairs neighbour is a real ass hole. So I decided to dedicate this blog post to his inconsiderate half witted lieing cunt ass. He seems to think he can do what every he wants when ever he wants to, but that no one else may even fart with out his permission. who the fuck died and made his miserable ass god? Ok so i have his family profile ready to show you just where he came from and what it is I'm dealing with here.


The up stairs neighbors dad



His mother




and finally him as a lad

As he grew he discover and was even drawn to art.

(no that's not him in the picture he payed that guy to do that)


And then his cruelty came out, he began realizing what it meant to be an ass hole and wanted others to suffer for his curse, so he threw this poor ass down a hole.




he even began to torcher the elderly, will it ever end. he wouldn't even let this man have any privacy (i'm told it turns him on to do this sort of thing to others)

(greez the guy was just trying to have a wank)


Then he wanted to meet others like him so he opened the ass hole support group


but even they rejected him :'(



He was looking for a job but the word of his deeds have spread far and wide




He even considered a career in porn




But alas he's still just an ass hole rejected and alone, even the ass wont speak to him any more






(for real i hope this guy gets what he deserves)

Anne Frank

I have always seen her as a hero.

The footage, from 1941, is the only time Anne has been captured on film. The 20-second footage uploaded to the museum's recently launched Anne Frank Channel shows Anne's neighbor on her wedding day. A 13-year-old Anne is seen nine seconds into the video, leaning out of a second-floor window to get a better look at the bride and groom. At the time of the wedding the bride-to-be lived at No 37 Merwedeplein, next door to the Franks at No 39.

The scene was filmed on 22 July 1941, just under a year before the Frank family went into hiding above the family business. The family was discovered in August 1944 and Anne died in a Nazi concentration camp in March 1945.


Here is a link to a news story about Anne.

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/704939

Hair

My newest attempt to change the world for the feminine challenged.....

RickRoll'D

If you have not found someone to rick roll by now in your life you are a sad person indeed! I am currently being RickRoll'D I LOVE IT!! i think im the only human on earth that does :(. Consider your self RickRoll'D.



















There's to many people with way to much time on there hands including me...

I have a new hair style I love soft curls falling down ones face. I always have. Not only do I have a new hair style I made a tutorial to show hair challenged gals how to be girly too, And i don't plan to stop there! My next video will be on manicures or makeup what ever strikes me first! I WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD ONE FEMININE CHALLENGED WOMEN AT A TIME!!! Here's my first video, May many follow!

Racism

Racism is out of control today. But not in the ways you would believe. It's not the poor black person having it thrown at him. It's the white person. Its out of control, And if you try to say anything about it your drowned out under a sea of saying your being racist. Even when your the victim. I have seen where a black man not long ago tried to speak up for the whites, Some racist president in another country (I think it was Puerto Rico) had said that all blonds with blue eyes were stupid and to blame for the recession and needed to be fired!? This black man had said that he believed that white people were being treated unfair and that this was racist. Guess what happened to him? He was called a traitor and told he was a horrible person who hates his own race!? I didn't see it that way at all. And what is it with cowered down white people today? So afraid of being yelled at they let racism be slammed at them like its ok?! Why would abuse ever be ok? Here is just a small recent example of how out of control this is. This is a site were a movie called 'All Star Comedy Jam' was being shown, I could only watch a little bit before I was disgusted by how racist they were being. It starts at the very beginning and does not end until the last part, So I stated my opinion as a white person:

PaintersPrint

All this was is another jab at white people, can't black people come up with more than jokes about how bad, stupid, or silly white people are. Seriously Its just another raciest video.


This is what happened when I appeared to be a white person with a complaint, by the way my comment was removed.I didn't find my comment to be offensive.

We currently sort out 99% of overall comments.
Absolutely no allowed: offensive, threatening speech, racism, religion, sexual orientation, culture, nationality and other insults. If your post don't follow this rule or/and contain at least one single hate or forbidden word like (f**k) it will go to trashbox, don't waste your and our time.


Now this is what happened when I appeared to be an offensive black person with the name lovetheblack with this comment

Lovingtheblack
I think the part I love about this is that white people are being put in there place.


My comment was not only NOT removed but left at the top. Wait, does this now make this inherently raciest? Black people believe that white people deserves to be treated badly! Not all but honestly most. No one anywhere deserves to be abused for any reason. And that is the simple truth.

Intresting

I had to go to the dentist today, i hate dentists and doctors so last night i could not sleep, When I'm nervous or sad about something i like to surf the Internet for strange things.

Mmmm cock.


jeez who's cock is she eating?



I think this speaks for its self


I know i know another cock, now you know what was on my mind.



And what i wanted with it.



She decided to make a cock fit for her needs.



I love her shoes.




OMG?!


That's better



S&M Rudolph, this years Christmas card



Now here's a man who loves chicken




Wow leprechauns and fairy's do exist


Doll porn


Unicorn porn


And last but not least, porn that went to far.

(click pictures to enlarge)